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♪ Terrible Tudors,
gorgeous Georgians

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♪ Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians

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♪ Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights

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♪ Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians

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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times

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♪ Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless

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♪ Cavemen, savage, fierce
and toothless

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♪ Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages

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♪ Gory stories, we do that

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♪ And your host, a talking rat

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♪ The past is no longer a mystery

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♪ Welcome to...

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♪ Horrible Histories. ♪

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Horrible Histories presents...

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New from Horrible Music, the
enchanting sounds of prehistory.

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It's Neanderthal Choral Classics.

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Before instruments, before real
language, before modern humans,

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there lived Neanderthals,
with their beautiful voice.

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SQUAWKS

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Relax and unwind with a selection
of timeless classics.

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The golden age of rock.

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Well, rocks.

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From massive club hits...

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Aaah!

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..to haunting romantic duets.

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Woman!

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Berries!

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The unique shape of
the Neanderthal throat

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combined with their powerful chest
and massive noses

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creates a sound you'll never forget.

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THEY SCREECH

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Just perfect for soothing lullabies.

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♪ BABY SLEEP! ♪

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BABY CRIES

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Yeah! He's singing!

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For the first time on
one compilation...

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SINGS TUNELESS SCALE

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Neanderthal Choral Classics -
the unique sound

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that will echo through the ages.

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Order today and get a free
mammoth song relaxation CD.

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Mammoth!
TRUMPETING, SCREAMING

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Neanderthal Choral Classics.

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It's a mammoth hit!

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What a racket.

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Even I could do better than that.

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So I'm starting a band.

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We'll be the biggest rat sensation
since The Squeakend.

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The Squeakend!

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All I need is a name, some songs

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and some bandmates.

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Easy! I could have three cats
fighting in a cupboard

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and sound less scary than
those Neanderthals.

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Mind you, there was a time
when music was meant to be scary.

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Er, where do you think
you're off to, young Celt?

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I'm off out to play with my axe.

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What about your music lesson? Your
teacher will be here any minute.

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Oh, Ma. I didnae spend
two weeks' peat harvest

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on a brand-new carnyx war horn

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for you to leave it
hanging up on the hut wall.

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I hate the stupid carnyx.

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CRASH, WHINNYING

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You'll not be saying that

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when you've led your tribe into
battle against the Romans with it,

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wee man. Noo then, let's hear
the piece you've been working on.

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HE SIGHS

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STUTTERY TUNELESS SQUALL

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What was that supposed to be?!

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This is how it's supposed to sound.

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DEEP RESONANT NOTE

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Oh! That was absolutely shocking.

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Cheers.

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You see? The carnyx is meant to
strike fear into the heart

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of whoever hears it.

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Try again.

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OFF-KEY NOTES

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You're getting worse!

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Well done.

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I wish my parents had made me learn
when I was a bairn.

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It's never too late, you know!

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RUMBLING

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You sound quite dreadful,

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but you're still not giving me
nightmares. Again.

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RESONANT NOTE, RUMBLING

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That was it! Look!

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Your neighbours are running for
the Trossachs!

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And your mother's ears are bleeding.

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You did that.

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ECHOING DEEP RESONANT NOTE

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PTHRRT!

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Smell that, son? Aye.

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You just made me broon my breeks.

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Same time next week?

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Oh, son!

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You've made your old ma...

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FARTING
..proud.

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We Vikings can be pretty terrifying,
too,

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and scare the living daylights
out of our enemies.

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Although not with our music.

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What we sometimes listen to
might surprise you.

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CHEERING

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By Odin, what a great battle!

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100 Anglo-Saxons are no match
for even one Viking warrior.

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Ho! It's so cool when we do that.

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Now, are there any Anglo-Saxons left
in the village?

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No, sire. We chased them all away.
Good.

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Well, in that case,
are you ready to party hard?

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CHEERING

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A-one, a-two,
a-one, two, three, four!

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GENTLE TINKLING MUSIC

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Join in if you know the moves!

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SNORT

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What was that noise?

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Was it my little bell?

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Do it again.
TINKLING

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SNORT
There it was again!

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We cannot have anyone know about
these little dances.

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Don't worry, sire. It was probably
the wistful sigh

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of an ancestor's spirit,
also wanting to throw some shapes.

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And who can blame them?

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In which case, rewind!

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CACKLING

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Look, it's a Saxon!

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I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

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You cannot tell anyone
what you saw this evening.

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You're joking!

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Hey, everyone! Come and look at
these scary Vikings!

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HE MIMICS MUSIC

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You're really leaving me with
absolutely no choice in this.

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Yurgh!

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That was harsh.

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Shall we continue?

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TINKLING STARTS

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No, no. Huge buzzkill.

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Huge buzzkill for me.

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Flail along at home

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with Now That's What I Call...
Whipping Songs 14th Century.

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♪ Cos if you want to free yourself
from sin

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♪ Then, baby, you should go
and whip yourself. ♪

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Ooh! Aaah!

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It's the popular music craze that's
trudging semi-naked across Europe

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and whipping away its sins
so God will take away the plague.

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Now That's What I Call
Whipping Songs 14th Century.

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♪ Too late now to say sorry

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♪ Cos we've got boils
all over our body. ♪

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Ow!

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It's nonstop hits,
and slaps, and slashes,

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and the more of us that whip
ourselves along to the music,

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the more God will see we're sorry,
and maybe take the plague away.

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Please, please, take it away.

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♪ We're going to party like
it's 1312 tonight. Come on!

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♪ Cos all I need
to make my body ripped

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♪ Is a great big leather whip. ♪

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Ow!

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Now That's What I Call
Whipping Songs 14th Century.

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Yes, it's true.
Some people in the Middle Ages

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really did sing whilst whipping
themselves.

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Well, that's one dance craze
my new group won't be doing.

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Yes, it's time to meet my band!

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Hairy Styles,

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Justin Sewerpipe,

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Flusher, and Stayn Malik.

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SPLASH

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Oh! Stayn's quit already.

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Never mind! We'll carry on
without him.

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Now, we need to come up with
something new.

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Maybe we can get some inspiration
from this incredible composer.

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'With her school at the bottom of
the league table

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'and in danger of being
relegated,

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'head teacher Hannah Lawrence

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'is under pressure to
improve results.

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'This...is Historical Educating.

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'It's Wednesday morning,

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-'and class 7
-F have a new music teacher.'

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Wolfgang Amadeus...

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Mozart!
HE CHUCKLES

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But you can call me... Mr Genius. Ja?

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What better music teacher
than Mozart?

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Writing music by the age of four,

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first symphony when he was eight.

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The kids can look at him and say,
"I can do that."

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I mean, obviously they CAN'T do it,

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they're already too old, but...
still.

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OK, so you all know my stuff, right?

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Of course you do, of course you do.
What about this one?

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MUSIC: Piano Sonata No.16
in C major by Mozart

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ALL: No.

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OK. What about...this one?

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MUSIC: Symphony No.40 in G minor
by Mozart

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Lovely. Ja?

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ALL: No.

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Come on, you guys.
OK, what about...this one?

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MUSIC: Eine kleine Nachtmusik,
1st movement by Mozart

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ALL: No.

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Look, I have written over 200 hours
of this music, so

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I'm just going to keep playing
and playing

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until somebody recognises something.

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ALL: Oh, yeah...
Oh, you know it?

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It's your favourite one,
I thought so.

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So we can all agree
that I am Mr Genius, ja?

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HE FARTS

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OK - who is playing
the trouser trumpet?

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I am yanking your chain - it was me!

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I find ge-pumping to be, how
you say, hilarious.

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I do! I do, really do.

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HE FARTS
"EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK"

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Sir... Can we learn
some ACTUAL music now?

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In a moment.

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And...can somebody open a window?

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'Mozart is called into
the head teacher's office.'

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Come in, Mr Mozart.

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Is there something the
matter, Mrs McSmackybottom?

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Not my name - but, yes,
there is something the matter.

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I understand your teaching methods
are a little...off-the-cuff.

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HE LAUGHS

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Guff! You said "off the guff"!
You can't behave like that.

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Honestly,
if Ofsted get wind of this...

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Wind! You did actually say "wind"
that time.

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You're fired.

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What?

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You can't fire ME. I'm a genius.

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A genius who needs a new job.

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Job! "Job", that means "poo-poo".

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Yeah, I'll... I'll see mein-self out.

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There was just one more thing...
HE FARTS

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Hi. I'm world-famous musician and
pianist Mozart.

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No, not THAT Mozart -

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Wolfgang's my annoying
little brother.

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I'm Maria Anna, and I was
super-famous for my piano playing.

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I started when I was eight,

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and I played to sell-out crowds
all across Europe.

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But can you guess what happened
to me when I turned 18? Did I...

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The answer is...

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B. I stayed in Salzburg
and gave up performing.

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Ja. Then I turned 18.
My dad stopped me performing,

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because he said I had to get
married.

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So my little brother Wolfgang
took over and became famous instead.

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So annoying!

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That's totes annoying, Maria Anna.
YOU'RE the best - obvs.

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If only there was some way to
prove it. I know - a musical duel.

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It's been done, you know.

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The German pianist
Daniel Steibelt

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once challenged the great
Ludwig van Beethoven

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to a piano duel -
and there could be only one winner.

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THEY CHAT

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Ludwig van Beethoven.

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Greatest composer of all time.

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You're too kind.

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I challenge you to a duel.

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Ja. No, thanks.

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Why? You...

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..chicken?
LADIES GASP, MUSIC STOPS

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HE CLUCKS
-BEETHOVEN'S 5 -TH SYMPHONY

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Stop it!

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Nobody calls Beethoven "chicken".

255
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,960
Gentlemen...choose your weapon.

256
00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,920
I choose...

257
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,720
this piece. By Mozart.

258
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,160
Well...

259
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,200
in that case, I'm going to give you

260
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,960
a good "Haydn".
ALL GROAN

261
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,760
Joseph Haydn.

262
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,240
Wow. Tough crowd.

263
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,080
Round one...

264
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,680
MUSIC: Piano Sonata in A major
by Mozart

265
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,960
MUSIC: Sonata No.60 in C major
by Haydn

266
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,400
Round two...

267
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:38,240
MUSIC: Piano Sonata No.11
in B flat major by Beethoven

268
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,600
CLAPPING

269
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,200
And now, gentlemen,

270
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,040
you must both play a piece of music

271
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,400
that you have never seen before.

272
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,040
MUSIC: Piano Sonata No.11
in B flat major by Beethoven

273
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,240
HE PLAYS A DUFF NOTE,
ALL GROAN

274
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,160
ALL GASP

275
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,920
MUSIC: Concerto in G minor,
No.6 by Steibelt

276
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,360
CLAPPING

277
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,400
Ha-ha! I could beat you in my sleep.

278
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,200
Fine, you win! You win.

279
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,480
HE PLAYS A FINAL FLOURISH

280
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:58,480
'It's The H Factor! Where the real
superstars are the composers!

281
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,000
'The first hopeful
to see the judges...

282
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,600
'is Ludwig van Beethoven!'

283
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:12,080
OK. So, Beethoven. Why do you
think you've got the H Factor?

284
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,480
I can't hear you. I've gone deaf.

285
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,400
But despite my deafness,

286
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,120
many people still consider me
the greatest composer of all time.

287
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:25,480
Yeah, you know...there IS such
a thing as overconfidence, Ludwig.

288
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,360
MUSIC: Moonlight Sonata
by Beethoven

289
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,840
No... No, no. Two words. Bor-ing.

290
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,280
I think you're wrong, Simon,
you've got it all...

291
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,560
I think you are an absolute star,
I love it. It's a yes from me.

292
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,200
Sorry, darling, it's a no from me.

293
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,680
From me, it's a...
 no-o-o-ooo! ♪

294
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,640
I'll assume it's a yes.
See you at boot camp. Can't wait.

295
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,360
No, no, no, no, no!

296
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,600
Hairy, you need to hit the beat,

297
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,280
then, Flusher,
you come in with the bass.

298
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,280
Honestly. Sometimes,
this lot put so little effort in.

299
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,200
It's like they're made
of cardboard.

300
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,840
They don't get how important
music can be.

301
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,600
Ask Harriet Tubman -

302
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,240
she and many of her fellow
African-Americans

303
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,720
were slaves in the southern
states of the USA,

304
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,160
and singing was just one of the ways
they tried to keep their spirits up.

305
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,960
But if you listen carefully,

306
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,000
you might find that wasn't
ALL the songs were doing.

307
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,880
TOGETHER:  When the sun comes up
and the first bird sings

308
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,640
♪ We'll be digging this field
till the night bell rings

309
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,640
♪ When the sun comes up,
dear Lord, we'll say

310
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,000
♪ The big dumb foreman
is coming this way... ♪

311
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,440
Hey, Tubman! We need to talk.

312
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,720
Now.

313
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,440
I've been gettin' whispers

314
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:59,520
that y'all slaves are usin' songs
to share secret messages.

315
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:03,280
Why, I'm sure I don't know
what you is talking about.

316
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,400
TOGETHER:  That big, dumb foreman,
he's a total fool

317
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,560
♪ He's as ugly as a bullfrog
and as stupid as a mule... ♪

318
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:14,000
Whisper is, y'all usin' songs
to help each other escape.

319
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,520
♪ Now's a bad time for
sneakin' through the farm

320
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,160
♪ The foreman is here
and he'll do you some harm

321
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,040
♪ So wade in the water... ♪

322
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,280
I'm tellin' you, boss, there ain't
no messages in the songs.

323
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,600
And why would I ever lie to you?

324
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,480
Apart from all the really
obvious reasons.

325
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,840
♪ Sorry, but to tell it plain

326
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:40,080
♪ A stupid foreman
has got no brain... ♪

327
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,640
All right, then, I believe you.
Keep up the good work.

328
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,520
Nice tunes, by the way, guys!

329
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,720
♪ Sorry, but to tell it plain

330
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,680
♪ The stupid foreman's
go-o-ot no brain... ♪

331
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,840
I'M the foreman!

332
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,920
Where's everybody gone?!

333
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,080
That's right -

334
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,520
Harriet Tubman really did use coded
gospel songs to help slaves escape.

335
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,880
Radical.

336
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,680
And this music led to blues,

337
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:13,240
which led to jazz and eventually to
the pop music you listen to today.

338
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,520
Far out, man.

339
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,640
But not all music
is quite so groovy to listen to.

340
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,920
Hi, and welcome back to the Dead
Lounge, where we are joined by one

341
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:27,400
of the 20th century's most famous
composers, it's John Cage Jr.

342
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,400
So, John, what are you going to be
performing for us today?

343
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,080
Well, I'll be performing
my most famous piece, 4'33".

344
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,640
If you know it, join in.

345
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,840
OK - ladies and gentlemen,
Mr John Cage Jr.

346
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,680
TOTAL SILENCE

347
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,680
Whenever you're ready.

348
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,600
Sorry, John, we are live, so...
if you could just get started.

349
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,440
We HAD started.

350
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,280
Right...
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

351
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,480
And again. From the top.

352
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,280
You're not playing anything,
are you, though, John?

353
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,320
Exactly. 4'33" is just silence.

354
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,120
It's absolutely no music?

355
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,360
It IS music. Because...
EVERYTHING is music,

356
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,920
INCLUDING silence.

357
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,240
All right.

358
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,920
Sorry, how long
is this, John?

359
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,200
It's called 4'33" - you know,
how long do you think it is?

360
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,320
Four and a half minutes?

361
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,640
It's going to be
four and a half hours at this rate.

362
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,720
I mean, you don't need
the whole orchestra, do you?

363
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,640
I am here trying to play my music,

364
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,200
my...my silent music,
and you do not UNDERSTAND music.

365
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,920
The sound of my baton, that is
music. You are just a button pusher!

366
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,920
What's that, John?

367
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,920
Can't hear you, John.
It's just silence, isn't it?

368
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,440
INAUDIBLE

369
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,680
Ooh.

370
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,480
'Next to audition,

371
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,520
'all the way from Italy...

372
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,320
'is Gioachino Rossini!'

373
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,000
OK. So you're Rossini,
and you're going to play us...

374
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,560
The Overture
from The Thieving Magpie.

375
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,720
Before I begin, can I say how
wonderful you're looking today?

376
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,200
Oh, thank you, darling!

377
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,040
Sorry, what's going on?
Are you writing this now?

378
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,120
OK, I admit it, I've not written it
yet. I hate writing overtures,

379
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,720
I always leave it to the last
minute. Give me one second.

380
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,240
If I could move
my face,

381
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,360
I'd be frowning.
Not happy.

382
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,720
Rossini, I love it.
You're an absolute star.

383
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,360
If he likes it, I'm definitely out.

384
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,120
From me, it's a

385
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,440
♪ no-o-o-o-oo-oo-oo!

386
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,600
Wait, wait, wait. What about this?

387
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,800
HE SINGS THE
"WILLIAM TELL" OVERTURE

388
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,880
Stop it... Rossini Style!

389
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,960
Whoop, whoop...

390
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,800
Rossini,
you're embarrassing yourself.

391
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,840
HE CONTINUES SINGING
TO HIMSELF

392
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,320
Ooh!

393
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,520
No - we are not calling ourselves
Little Mice.

394
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,600
We...are One Di—Rat-tion.
TWANG!

395
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,880
And, no, this isn't
my latest dance -

396
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,960
Marcus my pet flea has escaped,
and he's particularly bitey today.

397
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,920
Mind you, these dance moves
would look pretty good

398
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,120
on rock and roll superstar
Elvis Presley.

399
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,680
Back in 1950s America,
when he appeared on TV,

400
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,120
his dancing was considered
dangerous!

401
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,960
Oooh! Aagh! Oooh!

402
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,480
CLANG Rattus has left the building!

403
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,920
Well, uh, thank you very much

404
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,840
for having me back
on The Ed Sullivan Show, sir.

405
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,560
It's our pleasure, Elvis,

406
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,560
we're huge fans of this new
ready to roll music of yours.

407
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,120
It's called rock and roll. It's
very popular with the teenagers.

408
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,080
We just love your music -

409
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,640
just a few folks
ain't so keen on the dancing.

410
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,200
What do they say about it, sir?

411
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,400
Well, it's not so much the
saying, more the, um...

412
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,560
the protestin',

413
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,600
and the burnin'
of effigies of you

414
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,840
in St Louis
and Nashville. Uh-huh.

415
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,960
But if you tone it down
a touch, we're there.

416
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,160
Whatever you say, sir.

417
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,600
Let's just take a little peeky-boo
at the performance,

418
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,000
and we'll see what we're going to
record.

419
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,080
In three, two, one...

420
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,240
♪ Well, since my baby left me... ♪

421
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,680
Ohhh!

422
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,280
Whoa-hoa...! What was that?

423
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,560
What, this?

424
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,800
Ohhh...

425
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,760
Listen, young man, you...

426
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,760
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

427
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,000
I told you to tone it down,
snake hips!

428
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Women and children watch this show.

429
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,920
Well, uh...that's my thing.

430
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,000
Ohhh...

431
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,880
Tell you what - Derek,
just shoot him from the waist up.

432
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,280
I'm not going to be responsible

433
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,440
for the disintegration of
civilisation. Rehearse,

434
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,680
three, two, one.

435
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,000
♪ ..baby left me...

436
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,520
Ohhh! Whoa,

437
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,200
those arms
are indecent.

438
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,120
Indecent arms.

439
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,120
Just let's... Derek,
just get the head...

440
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,080
Even you can't do anything
with just your face.

441
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,080
Well, I guess not, sir.
OK, well...we'll go with that.

442
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,200
Wait, does this count?
Uh-huh-huh...

443
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,840
Whoa!
THUD

444
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,520
Hey, and welcome back to
the Dead Lounge -

445
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,760
the home, hopefully, at some point,
of some of history's finest music.

446
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,920
Now, I'm joined in the studio
by our next act.

447
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,560
He was a sensation in the '60s -

448
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,800
ladies and gentlemen,

449
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,200
the one and only Jimi Hendrix.

450
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,080
Hey, man. How's it going?

451
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,040
Hi, Jimi. Now, your guitar playing
is legendary,

452
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,840
and I hear
you caused a real sensation

453
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,320
at the Monterey Festival in '67.

454
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,040
Yeah, yeah.
Them cats are really into it.

455
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,920
You want us to do what we did back
at the Monterey? Yes, I do.

456
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,880
Yes, I sure as darn it do.
HE LAUGHS

457
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,280
Take it away, Jimi Hendrix.

458
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,320
HE PLAYS A COOL RIFF

459
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,680
Jimi's playing is so hot,

460
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,240
it's like I can actually
smell the burning.

461
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,440
SIZZLING
I can smell burning.

462
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,560
Is that his guitar on fire?!
Is that his guitar on fire?

463
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,400
Fire! Everyone out,
get out, get out.

464
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,960
What kind of rock star
doesn't follow

465
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,520
basic health and
safety procedures?

466
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,880
OK...

467
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,200
I have a new piece -

468
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,960
Nine Minutes Six Seconds.

469
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,600
'It's time...for the last composer
of the day!'

470
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,200
So, who are you, darling?

471
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,640
I'm, er...
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

472
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,120
SNIFFLING: ..Henry Purcell.

473
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,080
I'm sorry. Are you OK?

474
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,920
I haven't seen someone looking
this bad

475
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,280
since I saw Louis without make-up.

476
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,840
PURCELL COUGHS

477
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,000
I came home late from the pub last
night and, erm...

478
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,440
my wife locked me out.

479
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,720
Well done, missus!

480
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,080
Right.

481
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,760
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

482
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,840
UPBEAT ELECTRONIC RHYTHM
Erm...

483
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,720
Sorry, it's just, I'm used to
playing a rather...

484
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,960
a rather different one.

485
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,640
How about...this?

486
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,520
STEADY BACKING BEAT
Ah. There you go.

487
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,480
MUSIC: Trumpet Tune and Air
by Purcell

488
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,920
OK, stop there...

489
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,360
I like it. It's a yes from me.

490
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,360
I thought it was FABULOUS, darling,
it's yes from me.

491
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:26,120
♪ Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-es 
from me-e-e.

492
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,960
Purcell, I love it.
You're an absolute star.

493
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,240
So - that's three yeses
and one idiot.

494
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,360
Henry Purcell,
you're through to the next round.

495
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,440
HE SPLUTTERS

496
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,320
Talented, AND dead. Kerching.

497
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,920
Purcell really did die of a cold

498
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,120
after being locked out of the
house by his wife.

499
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:53,920
Nice beat, though! I might use that
for my first solo track.

500
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,960
Yeah, I decided to quit the band
and go it alone,

501
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:01,720
with my new stage name,
Ed Shee-Rat! Yeah.

502
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,800
From the Neanderthals
to the present day,

503
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,840
people have always wanted
great music.

504
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,680
Which is a shame,
because my music stinks.

505
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,120
No - I'm no Queen Cleopatra
of Egypt.

506
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,920
She could sing, dance

507
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,200
AND play the lyre.

508
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,960
Now, then. Where's that beat?

509
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,800
♪ Uhh, uhh, aah

510
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,080
♪ A voice, a beat, a melody
How music began

511
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,120
♪ I play this very nicely. Lyre...
 Really - I can

512
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,640
♪ A harp, a flute
And this is really funky

513
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,400
♪ Before that came the Swedish horn
It's cold as a brass monkey!

514
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,800
♪ 700 BC
Greek song contests, we're told

515
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,520
♪ In Chalcis, each tune is judged
Is Simon Cowell that old?

516
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,920
♪ We Greeks invent the organ, and
we're musical, Greased Lightnin'!

517
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,840
♪ And Celts, the horn of war

518
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,720
♪ That sounds pretty frightening

519
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,960
♪ Music, music, music
 Where did it all come from?

520
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,480
♪ Music, music, music
 We just love to sing along

521
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,240
♪ Music, music, music
 Creativity at its best

522
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,760
♪ Music, music, music
 I wonder what came next

523
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:10,480
♪ Gregorian chanting
introduces monk rock

524
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,800
♪ Adding harmonies
entertains the church flock

525
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,440
♪ Then came troubadours, of course

526
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,160
♪ Play the sackbutt,
if you've patience

527
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,960
♪ Apart from banning women,
it's a musical renaissance

528
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,400
♪ Vivaldi, Bach and Handel,
new music causes shock

529
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,400
♪ Can YOU handle these changes?
Are you ready to baroque?

530
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,960
♪ Forget what has gone before

531
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,520
♪ We call that Jurassic

532
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,000
♪ Listen to our symphonies

533
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,440
♪ Each one is a classic

534
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,080
♪ Opera! Popular!

535
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,000
♪ Romantic, not elitist

536
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,760
♪ Mahler, Verdi, Wagner

537
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,240
♪ That is not a bad list

538
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,760
♪ So the story told so far,
music's mostly fun

539
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,080
♪ But oh so many
ch-ch-ch-ch-changes gonna come

540
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,280
♪ Mass-produced pianos
really strike a chord

541
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,000
' What's that on the phonograph?
It's a record'

542
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,440
♪ Immigrants to the US
bring their music heart and soul

543
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:22,680
♪ Afro, Jews plus jazz and blues
equals rock and roll!

544
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,640
♪ My singing changes everything,
uh-huh-huh

545
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,040
♪ It's all shook up

546
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,840
♪ The USA...

547
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,600
♪ Led the way...

548
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,080
♪ Until we turned up Oooh!

549
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,320
♪ Pop music explodes

550
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,800
♪ Too many styles to mention

551
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,120
♪ Rock, dance, rap and RandB

552
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:47,120
♪ Now there's only one direction

553
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,080
♪ Whatever has been

554
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,760
♪ Whatever may appear

555
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,320
♪ Every piece of music

556
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,840
♪ Finds its way

557
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,720
♪ Back

558
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,400
♪ Uhh... Here!

559
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,200
♪ ..uhh, aah

560
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,280
♪ Uhh, uhh. ♪

561
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,320
It's another hit!

562
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,320
LAUGHTER

563
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,200
Och, it's never...
INDISTINCT

564
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,000
Generic Scottish sayings.

565
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,480
LAUGHTER

566
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,480
♪ The past is no longer a mystery

567
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,000
♪ Hope you enjoyed

568
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,440
♪ Horrible Histories! ♪

569
00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:32,040
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